Go Home
\nTeacher: \u201cJohn, what\u2019s the matter? Why are you looking so upset?\u201d<\/p>\n
John: \u201cMy dad is in police station and my mom is in hospital!\u201d<\/p>\n
Teacher: \u201cOh you poor kid! Please go home!\u201d<\/p>\n
The principal happened to see John leave. He asks the teacher, \u201cWhere\u2019s John heading to?\u201d<\/p>\n
Teacher: \u201cI permitted him to go home because his dad is in police station and mom is in hospital.\u201d<\/p>\n
Principal: \u201cHis dad is a cop and his mom is a nurse\u2026 where else they would be?\u201d<\/p>\n
A woman came home early from work one day and found her husband with a young and attractive woman.
\nThe woman yelled at her husband in anger: \u201cYou slimy disrespectful pig! How dare you do this to me!? I\u2019m the mother of your children, and I\u2019ve been faithful to you all these years! I want a divorce now!\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband answered: \u201cWait a second my love, let me at least explain what happened.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAll right, let\u2019s hear what you have to say for yourself,\u201d answered the wife waiting to see just how her husband would try to talk his way out of this one, \u201cbut these are your last words.\u201d<\/p>\n
Her husband started recalling: \u201ctoday when I left work and got in my car to head home and this woman asked me for a ride.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI noticed that she was very skinny and wearing worn out clothes covered in muck and mud. She told me she hadn\u2019t eaten in three days.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cShe looked worse for wear so I took pity on her and let her into the car.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIn my mercy for her, instead of taking her straight to where she needed to go, I brought her home first and warmed her up a plate of goulash, the same plate I made for you last night which you didn\u2019t eat claiming you\u2019d \u2018get fat\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cShe devoured it in seconds.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSince she needed to get clean, I offered to let her use our shower.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhile she showered, I noticed that her clothes were very dirty and worn, so I threw them out. She needed new clothes so I brought her the old jeans you no longer wear because they\u2019re \u2018too tight\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI also gave her some und*rwear I bought you that you didn\u2019t wear because \u2018I don\u2019t have good taste in clothes\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI found the shirt my mom bought you for Christmas that you didn\u2019t wear to \u2018piss her off\u2019. And I gave her the high heels you only wore once because \u2018someone at work had the same pair\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband took a deep breath and continued\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201cShe was so grateful for my understanding and help. When I walked her to the door she turned around with tears in her eyes and asked\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re such a great person! Is there anything else your wife doesn\u2019t use?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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